Posts tagged dick

there’s a few more things, but this sums it up pretty well

there’s a few more things, but this sums it up pretty well

You know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside — it’s my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don’t mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you’re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin’ real
Wanna get you somethin’ from the heart
Somethin’ special girl
It’s my dick in a box

The Lonely Island (Dick in a Box)

(Source: girlslovesextoo)



still one of the best submissions I’ve ever gotten, thank you bumfinger

still one of the best submissions I’ve ever gotten, thank you bumfinger


thanks for the submission notarobot6, I must ask though…how painful was all of that?

thanks for the submission notarobot6, I must ask though…how painful was all of that?